politically correct sluts unite!

this is too pink for me. see you on this one.

my fear of mustard and pickles ruined my life...

yeah it did. and it will ruin yours too. believe me. on some other note: never ever use a sunblocker or some similar unnecessary yuppie-modern-age-thing! peeling off your skin after having been burnt by the sun can be so much fun. much more than a full can of beans landing on the forehead of an old lady. knocking her out of course. tip of the day: take a shower. stay in there for at least half an hour. and don't get confused if your fingers shrivel like raisins. that's just perfect. a little ribble-dibble and your skin will literally fall off of you. isn't that great?